big-hero-stitch:

softestnoodle:

That paw’s GLOWIN

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

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softdespair:

why you should read “the master and margarita” by mikhail bulgokov

  • 1930s moscow in which satan messes around
  • there’s a scene of a party in which various animals like zebras are running around in a villa and this scene is based on an actual event
  • one of the characters is a big black talking cat that loves vodka and poker and sometimes turns into a human
  • there is a ginger vampire-witch queen who is always naked and rides her broom around to mess up places
  • her name is hella and i am sure she is bisexual
  • critics aren’t even sure what this book is about and there are at least ten different interpretations
  • “’you can’t eat tiger meat,’ said hella.”

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thistallawkwardgirl:

Half of America to the other half of America

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emilyisobsessed:

Who has the better relationship with Bo?

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fishcustardandclintbarton:

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

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fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

Jk Rowling: “dumbledore is rollerblading in every scene. He rollerblades everywhere and hasn’t walked in 30 years. It is never mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey”

I’m getting messages saying this post is homophobic please reblog if you support dumbledore and his quest to make life his roller derby

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